💥Big News!💥
Better Life Farms Is Launching the Cleanest Jerky You've Never Tasted
We’re Looking for 50 Taste Testers to Help Us
Finalize the Flavors Before We Go Public
🥩INTRODUCING PRIMAL MEATS JERKY!
This Ain’t Gas Station Jerky
Join the First 50 Taste Testers of a Clean, Ancestral Jerky That Fuels Your Inner Warrior — And Get the Gear to Prove It
Grass-finished. Liver-powered. Additive-free.
Built by a Marine and ex-farmer who said “Hell no” to fake food — and created the jerky he wished existed 20 years ago.
🍖WHAT YOU GET!
🥩 3 Exclusive Test Flavors – Crafted with grass-finished beef, nutrient-dense beef liver, and zero synthetic garbage
👕 Free Primal Meats T-Shirt – Soft, durable, and unmistakably alpha
🔖 Sticker Pack – Mark your gear, your cooler, or your forehead — up to you
📦 Just Cover Shipping – [Insert Shipping Cost Placeholder]
💬 We Want Your Feedback – You’ll help finalize the flavors before we launch
🧠 Early Access to the Official Launch + GoFundMe Perks
🎯 LIMITED TO THE FIRST 100 – Once they're gone, they're gone.
🔥WHY THIS EXISTS (the origin story)
"After years of powerlifting, farming, and cleaning up my diet to fight back from a type 2 diabetes diagnosis, I realized one truth: almost everything in a bag was garbage. So I did what any pissed-off ex-Marine would do — I raised my own cattle, hogs, and created Better Life Farms. Now, I’m launching Primal Meats — real jerky for people who train hard, live harder, and refuse to settle for industrial food poison.”
— Dave Brethauer, Founder
WHO THIS IS FOR!
You read ingredients like most people read gossip columns
You’re not afraid of beef liver — you crave it
You’re sick of fake “healthy” snacks that spike your blood sugar and tank your energy
You want clean protein that aligns with how your body was designed to eat
You’d rather lift, hike, or crush meetings than waste time cooking another meal
🚫WHO THIS IS NOT FOR!
Snackers who settle
People still clinging to soy-based “meat”
The carb-addicted walking dead
Anyone offended by the phrase “liver-powered performance”
💬 WHAT SOME OF OUR TASTE TESTERS ARE SAYING:
“This is the jerky I’ve been waiting for — clean, savage, and satisfying.” – Future Fan #2
🎯 HERE’S THE DEAL:
We’re looking for 50 honest mouths to taste-test our pre-launch jerky flavors. In exchange, we’ll send you:
→ 3 full-size sample packs
→ Our branded tee + stickers
→ First shot at lifetime perks when we launch
You just cover shipping. That’s it.
No gimmicks. No BS. Just real fuel.
🛑 Only 50 Taste Tester Spots Available.
Once they’re gone, we focus on the GoFundMe launch.
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